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 * How to Survive Being a Ladywood Student**
 * 1) Never wear make-up. There is no one to impress. Don't waste your time.
 * 2) Nuns are always right, even when they are wrong (which is most of the time). Just do what you're told until they go away.
 * 3) Always wear shorts under your skirt. No one wants an unexpected mooning.
 * 4) Your bra is the best place to hide your cell phone, just make sure it's on silent.
 * 5) The messy bun is the best hairstyle.
 * 6) Don't be afraid to eat and eat a lot, especially at Taste Fest.
 * 7) Stay away from other girl's boyfriends. Unnecessary drama.
 * 8) Male teachers are not on the menu.
 * 9) Wash your skirt at least once a week and if possible own at least two.
 * 10) Take a shower AT LEAST once a week. Even if you're not trying to impress anyone, hygiene is good.
 * 11) The friends you make will become your sisters. Remember that.
 * 12) Pep rallies are dumb, but they are an excuse to get out of class just go with them.
 * 13) Homeroom will be the biggest waste of time, but again, just go with it.
 * 14) Don't bother bringing a date to opening dance, or even Homecoming. It's just a waste of money. You'll end up ditching him to hang out with your friends.
 * 15) The Auction is the biggest fundraiser and the Nuns are obsessed with it. Always donate and suck up whenever they are around.


 * How to Survive Being a Grobanite**
 * 1) Not everyone will believe Josh Groban is the best musical artist. Don't fight with them. You know you're right and that's all that matters.
 * 2) You will spend an arm and a leg on his concert tickets, just accept being broke for the best night of your life.
 * 3) Join FOJO. You will be updated on new music, and news before anyone else.
 * 4) Spend the extra $20 to upgrade your membership. You just might win the chance to meet him. I did. :)
 * 5) He will take at least 3 yrs to come out with a new CD. It will feel like forever, but it is ALWAYS worth it.
 * 6) You will constantly run into people who don't know who he is. That's okay, teach them.
 * 7) Follow him on Twitter and "Like" him on Facebook to get free updates.
 * 8) You don't have to know French, Latin, Spanish, Italian, or any other language to enjoy his music.
 * 9) You will more than likely be made fun of, just shrug it off. He's worth it.
 * 10) Once you start listening to his music, you will get hooked (and obsessed).